"Ap-ap! From now on Cervical Mucus, will be referred to as Icky Sticky" - Elliot Reid

You may or may not get the reference in the title, but Clay and I watch A LOT of scrubs and one of our favorite characters is Dr. Elliot Reid. She can't talk about male and female sex parts correctly so when Turk wanted to talk about Carla monitoring her cervical mucus it was to be referred to as "icky sticky."


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What you are about to read may be TMI for you. Read at your own risk.
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Last night, I had to laugh. I was preparing for bed and noticed something. Upon further inspection, I found myself examining the "icky sticky" of it all. At this point, I must say what I saw was a positive in my book. I contemplated a photo (yes, I really did contemplate a photo), but decided that would be pushing the envelope too much. I then wanted to tell Clay so I went to the bedroom. He was reading in bed. I asked, "How educated and informed do you want to be about this process?" To which he barely looked up. I continued, "I have something I want to tell you but I think you will be disgusted." He looked up and replied, "Then I don't want to know. Some things are better not knowing." I walked back to the bathroom disappointed with no one to tell about my "icky sticky." I wrapped up my examination and finished my bedtime routine.

Oh and if you really are wondering, there was a difference to it all. It's supposed to be like egg whites before ovulation and without sharing too much, I'll just say there was something to it.

Now for those of you that are grossed out and wondering how in the world I contemplated taking a picture of my very own "icky sticky," don't say I didn't warn you to stop reading. It's your own fault you continued.

And just for the fun reference:
Turk: Elliot, I can't talk to you about sex - I don't understand any of that crazy gibberish you use. Penis is "schwing"-something...
Elliot: "Schwing-schwong," "peepers," or "peep."
Turk: And vagina?
Elliot: Disgusting! But also "bagingo" and "ho-ho"
Turk: I'm trying to get in the mood, right? And Carla's going on and on about her Cervical Mucus.
Elliot: Ap-ap! From now on Cervical Mucus, will be referred to as Icky Sticky